That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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