he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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