Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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