i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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