Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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