I just saw a hot homeless man
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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