He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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