He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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