Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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