you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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