I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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