forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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