hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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