Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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