It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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