People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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