i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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