someone get that fucking seahorse.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Come share oat with me in your robe
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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