worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My boob is missing a layer of skin
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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