she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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