I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
being pregnant is like rehab
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize
