I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My first STD was from a foam party
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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