I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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