So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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