Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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