You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where is the hickey?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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