Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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