So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm always down for nudity.
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