Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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