Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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