oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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