Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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