I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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