she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm always down for nudity.
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