I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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