He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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