Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This is classic penis vs brain.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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