And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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