do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
