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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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