I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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