Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
pray to the hookup gods
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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