we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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