i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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