and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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