who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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