Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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