your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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