Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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