My room smells like vodka and shame
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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