I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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