Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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