all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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